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In lieu of an Angry Arnold Palmer, try this.
I have already received a few notes from readers of The Bob Corrigan regarding my previous musical recommendation. One gentleman was kind enough to leave his note here on the site, thank you. Others chose to contact me directly with comments like “sounds like cats in a bag” and “you need a vacation” and “I don’t have any ibuprophen, damn you”.
If you wish to resolve your headache, Good Sir, and you don’t have an Angry Arnold Palmer at hand, try this:
In case you haven’t been paying attention, an Angry Arnold Palmer is a deadly conflation of lemonade, iced tea and gin. You may, if your conscience requires it, add some sort of citrus as a garnish, but it won’t help you. And if you must know, the name comes from the sad fact that gin makes you angry, per Hogarth.
In any event, sorry. Let the indulgent waves of modern French minimalist ambient noodly musique soothe you. Or, perhaps, make you even angrier. There’s no accounting for taste.