I paint small people.

PS: These are about as tall as three quarters stacked up, but it’s not as hard as you’d think it is because you really only paint the colors in blocks.  The fun part is basing them.

PPS: So this is what you do to relax?  I guess that’s OK… it is less expensive than golf.  And it’s about as much of a sport as golf is.

PPPS: Golf is most definitely a sport.

PPSv2: You think golf is a sport?  Hockey is a sport.  Football is a sport.  Golf is an excuse to walk around and curse.  And spend money.  And dress funny.

PSv2: Are you two done?  He’s got some painting to do.

PPPSv2: Stay out of this.

PPSv3: Why so cranky?  Not everyone fixates over man-purses for fun like you do.

PPPSv3: I do not fixate over man-purses.  They’re bags.  For your stuff.

PPSv4: Ha.  I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve got lip balm in there.

PPPSv4: Eucerin is not lip balm.

PPSv5: Oh. My. God.  I can’t believe I occupy the same head as you.

PSv3: This is awfully strong talk from someone who still plays D&D.

PPSv6: I certainly do not play D&D.

PPPSv5: He plays D&D?

PSv4: And he was in all kinds of theatre productions in high school and college.  Ask him about the time he was Curly in Oklahoma.

PPPSv6: Aw, isn’t that sweet.  We’ve got our own little Glee guy.

PPSv7: I make no apologies for being utterly awesome.

PPPSv7: I bet you sing show tunes in the shower.

PPPPSv1: He doesn’t sing in the shower.

PSv4: Now you’ve done it.

PPPSv8: Done what?

PSv5; You’ve gotten *him* involved.

PPPPSv2: I think we’re done here.

PPSv9: Man-purse started it.

PPPSv9: Fairy.

PPPPSv3: And I’m ending it.  Hit SAVE CHANGES Bob.

I was actually starting to enjoy…

PPPPSv4: Just do it.

Okey dokey, you’re the boss.